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Robin Dumler's avatar

Clavicular is a weirdo. Why doesn't he call himself Femur or Skull, as the clavicle is the most easily fractured bone in the body. I've read a bit about him since you posted an article last week and he's top notch strange.

Clancy Steadwell's avatar

nicely done. never heard of clavicular until this week but i think you’ve nailed it here

Katherine Dee's avatar

insanely good concept for a post/article

Dan L.'s avatar

Clavicular sounds like a confused and deeply misguided young man who will hopefully mature out of his unhealthy self-worship. As I write this, I’m rocking my one year old daughter to sleep and I can’t help but feel anxiety about the performative, algorithm-dominated world that she will grow up in. There are doubtless many other Claviculars who have gone down this rabbit hole.

Lou Reed's Juice Box's avatar

The real apocalypse, if there is one, will not arrive with trumpets or philosophical pronouncements. It will arrive with a like, a share, and a comment section full of people nodding in recognition of their own degradation.